Twitter — Bed to Table

I just bought a book at the airport and the cashier smiled and said “Would you like your receipt?” as she was crump… https://t.co/D03nwc5fXk

Catcall du jour: “Khallo? You from Albania?” 😵

I just finished using the blender and Nina said “Bye bye, loud.”

Vote Aye for A8352: Requires fashion retail sellers and manufacturers to disclose environmental and social due dili… https://t.co/aOR53h0C4r

It’s been like 25 years so I feel like a statute of limitations has been lifted and I can finally admit the song "E… https://t.co/GRUSO9KcMf

Heardle is savage. 😆

My insider source tells me Wheels on the Bus is going to be the song of the season. They said, and I quote, “Bus!?”… https://t.co/jJDhjcfsaH

RT @lopez_wd: No one: Me: 2022 Oscar Outfits as Public Health Graphs

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